"OK everyone welcome back. I hope you all had a chance to check that both Lisa here and her box is quite real and indeed quite sawn in two? Good.... thank you .... Now as you can see we have moved to the side of the store here. And to this wall in particular".
Matt waved towards a very plain looking piece of brick wall that made up the outside wall of the store. A small performance area had been cleared from the power tools display.
"Now as you know todays show is sponsored by Supergunk glue and we have already used some to make sure Lisa didn't spill out of her box here after her ... separation. So i thought we would show just how strong this stuff is, once again with the help of Lisa here".
There was a gentle ripple of applause as Matt picked up a gun for the sticky goo.
"Jim Stella if I could prevail upon you once again, could you bring the box with Lisa's legs over please?"
Lisa watched with a detached helplessness as the rough wooden container holding her lower half was carr